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Aurora Humarán (X)
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Sep 27, 2002

7 \"pearls\"....





If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?



I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.



The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes

from a strong will, and the other from a strong won\'t.

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7 \"pearls\"....





If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?



I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.



The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes

from a strong will, and the other from a strong won\'t.



If you can find something everyone agrees on, it\'s wrong.



We need a president who\'s fluent in at least one language.



I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven\'t got the guts to

bite people themselves.



When I was a girl I was told that anybody could become President. Now I\'m beginning to believe it.





hApPpy WeEk-EnD !!!



Cheers from your ProZ friend

Aurora

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ferrogrus
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!!!! Sep 28, 2002

something else of this kind?
 
Aurora Humarán (X)
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Ferrogrus...7 more !!! Sep 28, 2002

I am an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac. I stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.



Don\'t imagine you can change a man - unless he\'s in diapers.



The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unre... See more
I am an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac. I stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.



Don\'t imagine you can change a man - unless he\'s in diapers.



The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man



People are DNA\'s way of making more DNA.



Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor



You can\'t have everything. Where would you put it?



If you\'re not part of the solution, you\'re part of the precipitate.





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ferrogrus
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!!! Sep 30, 2002

exclusively for me?! THANKS!
 
Arthur Borges
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Well, sortuv but Oct 2, 2002

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On 2002-09-28 13:00, aurorah wrote:

I am an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac. I stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

KEEP PLAYNG DICE WITH THE LETTERS: THEY\'LL FIGURE YOU OUT.



Don\'t imagine you can change a man - unless he\'s in diapers.

AS FOR CHANGING WOMEN, IT REQUIRES ENDLESS ... See more
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On 2002-09-28 13:00, aurorah wrote:

I am an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac. I stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

KEEP PLAYNG DICE WITH THE LETTERS: THEY\'LL FIGURE YOU OUT.



Don\'t imagine you can change a man - unless he\'s in diapers.

AS FOR CHANGING WOMEN, IT REQUIRES ENDLESS LOVE AND PATIENCE, DOSES OF WHICH MOST OF US MALES CAN ONLY OFFER UP IN TOKEN QUANTITIES.



The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man

ASSUMING OF COURSE THAT \"PROGRESS\" IS NOT SYSTEMATICALLY EQUATED WITH \"NET IMPROVEMENT\"



People are DNA\'s way of making more DNA.

VARIANT ON PEOPLE AS MERE PLAYTHINGS OF THAT GREAT GOOD DOG IN THE SKY.



Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor

WELL, IT DOES REQUIRE A MINIMUM OF BIOLOGICAL HARDWARE UNBESTOWED UPON A ONE GOOD HALF OF HUMANITY.



You can\'t have everything. Where would you put it?

I\'D PRESS IT LIKE A FLOWER BETWEEN TWO PAGES OF A FAVORITE FRENCH/ENGLISH DICTIONARY AND BURY THE REST IN THE GARDEN, AS I DO WITH ALL MY BONES.



If you\'re not part of the solution, you\'re part of the precipitate.

THIS INSIGHT OFFERS COLLOID VISIBILITY.



Cheers from Argentina! Aurora


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Arthur Borges
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Dogfeedback Oct 2, 2002

[quote]

On 2002-09-27 20:50, aurorah wrote:

7 \"pearls\"....





If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

VAIT TILL THE IMF SINKS ITS TEETH INTO THEM.



I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.

ACTUALLY, THE FBI HAS DECLASSIFIED SOME OF HIS POLITICAL FILE.



The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes

from a strong will, and the other from a strong won\'t.

LIKES, NOT OPPOSITES, DEFINITELY ATTRACT.



If you can find something everyone agrees on, it\'s wrong.

PERFECTLY IMPOSSIBILE: THE UNIVERSE IS ABOUT HARMONY OTHERWISE IT WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED.



We need a president who\'s fluent in at least one language.

NOPE: THE DOPIER THE LIGHTNING ROD, THE BETTER.



I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven\'t got the guts to

bite people themselves.

SEE ANAGRAM JOKE IN YOUR SECOND SET OF CONTRIBUTIONS AND CONTEMPLATE.



When I was a girl I was told that anybody could become President. Now I\'m beginning to believe it.

SEE FLUENCY REQUIREMENT ABOVE: YOU\'RE OVERQUALIFIED, DEAR COLLEAGUE.





hApPpy WeEk-EnD !!!

U2
 
Aurora Humarán (X)
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Borges... Oct 2, 2002

I´m sure your last name is not a mere coincidence!



Aurora
 
Arthur Borges
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I was wondering when you'd ask... Oct 19, 2002

[quote]

On 2002-10-02 18:05, aurorah wrote:

I´m sure your last name is not a mere coincidence!



Aurora



Ask the DOG :->
 


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